Character Profile (Harold Richardson)

Born in 1980, Harold has lived in Winona Minnesota most of his life. He works at the local hardware store, is unmarried, and does his best to live a simple life. Harold has a lot of trust issues, so he has spent most of his life preparing for the worst possible situation. Harold first started to get worried when customers would come into the store asking for weird requests like human sized squirrel traps, or excessive amounts of birdseed and nuts. Once Harold realized that this could be squirrel psychosis developing within the town of Winona, he isolated himself. He began to develop a paranoia to all squirrels and the symptoms people are beginning to experience. He sees this new phenomena as a threat to everyday life, and believes that getting rid of the squirrels is the only way to help bring things back to normal.

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Mutant squirrel?

I heard somebody talking quietly at Kwik Trip today and I have to share the story. He was already partially into the conversation but this is what I remember... "No it was just one..... a mutated one and now it transmitted the mutation through the Winona squirrel population. Just be careful." If anyone has heard anything similar let me know! I need more people to talk to to try and figure out if this is credible. I have no idea if one of the two guys were from a lab where this squirrel came from or just know about it but he was very serious about the whole situation. I wanted to go ask him about it but they didn't seem too open about the whole situation. I don't want to get caught up with people trying to hide something if it's that serious. -BB

Squirrel sickness transmission

I recently had a conversation with a Winona resident on twitter. This individual said they went camping a few weeks ago and was bitten by a squirrel. I'm beginning to think this could have been one of the 'mutant squirrels' I heard about a month or so back. There's an increasing number of people with squirrel tendencies and interests that seem extreme. So extreme that they aren't sure why this started happening. Some people are embracing it, which I am not against, but there still needs to be answers to why. This may seem like an extreme conspiracy but there's evidence that ties it all together. I am not sure if these symptoms are transmitted from human to human but it sounds like it originated from direct human to squirrel contact. I will keep you all updated on the information I find in the near future. -BB

What is going on??

OCT 22nd, For weeks now I have been growing more concerned about the strange phenomena occurring in this town. People I used to know moving out of their houses and moving into the trees, a shortage of nuts and seeds at local grocery stores, and people have started making this strange chatter or screech noise to communicate. I fear that this is not coincidence and that people who start to develop these characteristics may never be the same again. I fear this is the doing of man or some organization, and that it's only a matter of time before this becomes widespread...

Squirrel Conspiracy Theories

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