Born in 1980, Harold has lived in Winona Minnesota most of his life. He works at the local hardware store, is unmarried, and does his best to live a simple life. Harold has a lot of trust issues, so he has spent most of his life preparing for the worst possible situation. Harold first started to get worried when customers would come into the store asking for weird requests like human sized squirrel traps, or excessive amounts of birdseed and nuts. Once Harold realized that this could be squirrel psychosis developing within the town of Winona, he isolated himself. He began to develop a paranoia to all squirrels and the symptoms people are beginning to experience. He sees this new phenomena as a threat to everyday life, and believes that getting rid of the squirrels is the only way to help bring things back to normal.
I can't stop walking outside and listening to squirrels. If I see a squirrel I can't resist following it. It's almost as if my body craves the thoughts, ideas, and feelings I get when I see a squirrel doing little squirrel things. When did I become so obsessed with squirrels? Does anybody want to share their weird obsessions? I can't be the only one.
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