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Casey Owens Intro

My name is Casey, and I am a college student at Winona State who just started developing squirrel symptoms. I'm from a small town in Minnesota with the woods in my background, so I'm fairly knowledgeable about squirrels. No one knows about my symptoms. I'm the first one on campus that I know of that has developed Squirrel Psychosis, and I don't think anyone else would understand. It has been pretty easy hiding the symptoms at first, especially with having my own dorm room, but the symptoms are growing. I would like to find a group of people who relate to what’s going on, and that I can confide in. So far, my symptoms have consisted of a new taste for acorns, the urge to constantly climb a tree, and sometimes even making noises like a squirrel. I believe I can get rid of this. I just have to find someone who knows how to. I've tried everything from avoiding squirrels to even researching curses on squirrels. This has given me a hatred for squirrels at this point. I'm a college freshman that just wants to have a normal start to college. I don't understand why this happened to me and how it happened. I have done research on Squirrel Psychosis but can’t find much about it that isn’t off of Tumblr. I just want to be a normal 18 year old that isn’t turning into a squirrel. I've had some suspicions of how it happened, but nothing clear yet. I would give anything to be able to get back at whoever made this happen, and I have been watching out for signs of other squirrels that can help me figure this out.


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