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Acorns down the Mississippi?

 Kirk here, and not the Kirk that failed us last night in that darn Vikings game. Anyways... I have noticed a vast amount of acorns floating down the river. last week I noticed it a little but it seems that there are more and more each day. Is this a sign coming from the squirrels? What should we do? 

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  1. Buddy BushtailOctober 12, 2020 at 11:07 AM

    I will have to go take a look at this. That sounds very suspicious.

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  2. Harold RichardsonOctober 12, 2020 at 11:14 AM

    I had a customer come into the store the other day babbling about squirrels. She seemed very jittery and paranoid

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