Squirrel Conspiracy Theories

 I was going through youtube the other day and saw some interviews around Winona State's campus about the squirrels. There were a few people that said they've seen some weird activity. One of the students saw a professor trying to climb a tree. This isn't widespread where everyone knows about it but there are some weird sightings. I still have no idea why people are essentially turning into squirrels or acting like them. There has to be some type of transmission being passed between squirrels and/or humans. Is it corona virus? Is this from 5g? Or could this be some kind of lab experiment that got out?  I believe there has to be someone, somewhere, who knows why this is happening. I saw on twitter someone use the term squirrel psychosis. This is a very fitting term, almost too fitting. I'm going to try and look into this more. Where does squirrel psychosis come from... how fast does it develop in someone... I know some people who don't mind the squirrel life but not

 I recently had a conversation with a Winona resident on twitter. This individual said they went camping a few weeks ago and was bitten by a squirrel. I'm beginning to think this could have been one of the 'mutant squirrels' I heard about a month or so back. There's an increasing number of people with squirrel tendencies and interests that seem extreme. So extreme that they aren't sure why this started happening. Some people are embracing it, which I am not against, but there still needs to be answers to why. This may seem like an extreme conspiracy but there's evidence that ties it all together. I am not sure if these symptoms are transmitted from human to human but it sounds like it originated from direct human to squirrel contact. I will keep you all updated on the information I find in the near future.  -BB

 OCT 22nd,  For weeks now I have been growing more concerned about the strange phenomena occurring in this town. People I used to know moving out of their houses and moving into the trees, a shortage of nuts and seeds at local grocery stores, and people have started making this strange chatter or screech noise to communicate. I fear that this is not coincidence and that people who start to develop these characteristics may never be the same again. I fear this is the doing of man or some organization, and that it's only a matter of time before this becomes widespread... 

1. The biggest step in being a happy squirrel is to live freely and climb often .     After watching squirrels for several weeks now I noticed the happiest ones are always climbing and jumping around.  2. Eat all of the nuts you can.     Whenever I see a squirrel just sitting down munchin on a nut, they always look so content. This seems to be a relaxing break. 3. Play fun squirrel games.     I have seen a lot of squirrels chasing each other around. They play tag and wrestle while running around. Squirrels love playing with other squirrels. I have been trying to research and learn more about squirrels. It's become very fascinating to me. I like hearing about all the good squirrels, crazy squirrels, mutant squirrels, and whatever else. There still seems to be something going on around Winona with these furry critters. But I have became extremely fond of them. I hope these few tips help you live a little happier. Let me know how you feel during these activities. I would love to hear

Hello all, I think there's something wrong with me. Whenever I go outside lately, I have been seeing more and more squirrels. It's not like my area wasn't already populated with squirrels, but I've been noticing them more lately. I look at them and they're staring right back at me. There's some sort of connection there. I feel a connection between me and the squirrels. I think they're trying to communicate, but I don't know how to?  Help!

 I can't stop walking outside and listening to squirrels. If I see a squirrel I can't resist following it. It's almost as if my body craves the thoughts, ideas, and feelings I get when I see a squirrel doing little squirrel things.  When did I become so obsessed with squirrels? Does anybody want to share their weird obsessions? I can't be the only one.